5’7”, GOT A PROBLEM
5’1
5’7.
5’6” at most.
5’3” :/
(Source: livelaughtumbl)
Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
In a way the advertisements are genius. There is no woman that’ll just sit by and say okay.jpg and not buy it. In fact, there could easily be an argument that because they are advertising it as “not for women” more women will go out and buy it in a way to say “Fuck you establishment/Dr. Pepper.” Genius.
And then I walked through the doors…
My high school career is over. My 2 million minutes, as they said, is up. I’m walking through the doors to another part of my life, and as they shut I try to think of all the things I learned.
From compassion to confidence, this class, the class of 2012, has given me so much that I simply can’t repay.
Everyone is so kind, and now we must wait until the reunion to see each other again. Years will pass, and individual memories will fade but the feeling will never change.
We are the Simley High School class of two-thousand twelve and our mark will stay on the school for several years to come.
I’m a teary-eyed wreck. Sorry, followers.
Dear followers, just smile and nod because I don’t think any of you play magic. For those who do…
mana leak.
What is this… I don’t even…. Yes.
BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I am the left brain. I am a scientist. A mathematician. I love the familiar. I categorize. I am accurate. Linear. Analytical. Strategic. I am practical. Always in control. A master of words and language. Realistic. I calculate questions and play with numbers. I am order. I am logic. I know exactly who I am.
I am the right brain. I am creativity. A free spirit. I am passion. Yearning. Sensuality. I am the sound of roaring laughter. I am taste. The feeling of sand beneath bare feet. I am movement. Vivid colors. I am the urge to paint on an empty canvas. I am boundless imagination. Art. Poetry. I sense. I feel. I am everything I wanted to be.
I always reblog this because I am 100% a right brained person and this describes me so well.
Right brained.
Left brained.
Left side = best side!
(Source: izmia)
klec:
omfg I got Dr House, Link and Jon Stewart. YUSSSS.
Ari Gold (i don’t know who this is). Kim Kardishian…. But wait, I’ll live because I have the power of the darkside behind me. DARTH VADER!!
I’ve got Batman
That’s all you need to know.Dexter Morgan, 50 Cent and Darth Vader. Hot damn.
Olivia Benson, Jon Stewart, and Darth Vader. I’m all set.
IDK who Ari Gold is, but I have Iron Man on my team so that’s really all I need. I also have Barrack Obama on my team…this might be interesting. But yeah. Iron Man. It’s all good.
Tyrion Lannister, Captain Jack Sparrow and Bruce Willis. o.O
Sheldon Cooper (me gusta!), The Rock and Batman :D :D :D
I’m the winner: River Tam, Batman, and Lebron James. Although I don’t know who River Tam is, I’m just assuming that he/she is bad ass because I’ve heard good things about Firefly.
(Source: generallydecent)
